The rewards of leasing

The rewards of leasing

If you are reading this, or considering any kind of leasing you are probably already well aware of the benefits that come with leasing a car. Allow us to refresh your memory. First of all you are getting a brand new car! Let that sink in, it is a brand new car! And you can have it! If you are anything like me, you have two options:

  1. Pool all of your money and have enough to buy an old Fiesta for couple of grand.
  2. Use that money as an initial payment on a much more attractive prospect of a Land Rover Ranger Rover Sport Personal Car Lease!

Seriously, if you have any conflict over what is the better option, just leave this page right now and go back to your life of boredom and absolutely no fun. It is the equivalent of paying thousands of pounds to have dinner with Missy Elliot… Or the same amount to wine and dine Beyonce. Sure you’re going to be paying an extra £500 a month for 3 years but you got Beyonce! Missy isn’t even mad, she knows you made the right decision.

In this day and age actual ownership is overrated anyway, nobody cares that you’ve got a personal contract hire Land Rover Ranger Sport that is crippling you financially, they will just see you looking like a gangster rapper and believe you’ve made a success of yourself, when really, you can only afford the lease because you still live at your moms rent free!

My mate Will adopts a policy of: “if you can’t afford to buy it outright, you can’t afford the insurance”. But what the hell does Will know!? Try sweet talking a honey at the club with your sensible lifestyle, I’ll take my chances with the Range. If you think she’ll be put off by the fact you don’t own it, just lie and tell her you do, or tell her it’s a Land Rover Range Rover Sport Business Car lease, that way she’ll think it’s a perk of the sick job you have no chance of ever getting. Either way I’m not going out in an old burnt out Fiesta. Not today not never!

Conclusion – Leasing

All you need to remember is dinner with Missy Elliot or dinner with Beyonce…. Missy or Bae…. If you aren’t sold on getting a contract hire Land Rover Range Rover Sport after reading this then there is no hope for you.

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